bizarrest:

I imagine potential scenarios of tomorrow’s events before i fall asleep

(via whataboutramonaflowers)

ninetynineno:

sylphoftime:

i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.” 

meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”

Okay, I laughed.

(via whataboutramonaflowers)

kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

(via euphoria-inmyveins)