life hack

fartgallery:

aaliyahhhhhhhhhhhhh:

fartgallery:

throw it in the ocean

what if it’s the ocean

throw it in a different ocean

(via one-whole-lemon)

kanyewesticle:

MY GRANDMA ASKED FOR A BLOWJOB AT THE SALON INSTEAD OF A BLOWDRY

(Source: kanyewesticle, via the-toaster-strubel)

inixte:

image

image

cole sprouse is a national treasure

(via one-whole-lemon)

luisapa9:

Cheap plane tickets, that’s all I ask for

(via antoinettemalificus)

relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

(via one-whole-lemon)

one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat

(via one-whole-lemon)